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Get your pitch deck roasted before investors do

AI reads your deck and gives you a brutally honest scored report โ€” clarity, market size, team, financials. Fix the gaps before your next pitch meeting.

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You'll get early access + founding member pricing when we launch.

Sample Roast Report

๐Ÿ”ฅ Needs Work
Clarity & Narrative 8/10
Market Size Claims 5/10
Team Section 7/10
Financial Projections 3/10
Competitive Moat 4/10
WHAT YOU GET

Not feedback. A roast that makes you better.

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Scored Report Card

Every section of your deck gets a 1-10 score. See exactly where you're strong and where you're getting laughed out of the room.

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Actionable Fixes

No vague "make it better" feedback. Get specific: "Your TAM calculation double-counts โ€” fix by separating SAM from SOM."

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100% Private

Your deck contains your most sensitive business data. AI runs in your browser โ€” nothing gets uploaded to any server, ever.

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Results in 30 Seconds

Paste your deck text, get a full roast report in under a minute. No waiting for a human advisor to get back to you in 3 days.

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Iterate & Re-roast

Fix the gaps, paste again, see your score improve. Iterate until you're investor-ready. Unlimited roasts on every plan.

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$19 Per Analysis

No subscription trap. Pay per roast. Or get the monthly pass for unlimited decks if you're a VC screening batches.

Your deck never leaves your browser

PitchRoast uses WebGPU to run AI inference locally. There's no API call, no cloud upload, no server storing your financials. Your competitive moat stays your competitive moat.

Simple, honest pricing

Unlimited
$49
per month
  • Unlimited deck roasts
  • Priority scoring
  • Comparison tracking
  • VC batch screening mode